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haute_cuisine ([personal profile] haute_cuisine) wrote 2015-05-12 04:07 pm (UTC)

[ Sanji rarely gets messages, so he had failed to really toy with the settings with TANJA's help. So while deep asleep, he hears the AI's female voice notifying him of the voicemail and he responds with: ]

Mm? Nami-san... you know I'll listen to your good morning message of --

[ TANJA complies with what seems like permission to play, and Luffy's voice blares out across the apartment. Sanji flails awake with such violence that he falls right out of bed, his long legs the only thing remaining on the mattress. It's about a minute of laying there, elbowing the nightstand to knock his cigarettes down, and it's only after he's taken a drag off one that he returns the call. ]

LUFFYYYY! DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?!

TIME FOR ME TO BREAK A FUCKING FOOT IN YOUR ASS!!

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