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[haute_cuisine]

This line is for ladies only!

The rest of you assholes just leave a message -- I'll get around to you if I feel like it!

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[rubbernecking]

[ It's some unspeakably early hour of the morning, pre-dawn, really, when the following voicemail arrives: ]

SANJI!!!

[ Something good happened. ]

ON MOVING DAY...

[rubbernecking]

[ Upon arrival at the apartment in Lhassa, each bedroom will have the following items left on the mattress:

- one complete set of bedding, new.
- two pillows, new.
- one bath towel, one hand towel, and a facecloth, new.
- one of those toiletry kits you can buy at a store, with your basic comb, razor, toothbrush, tube of toothpaste, a pair of trimmers, you know the deal. Because it's Amoi there's probably, like, a bottle of lube in there too or something, let's be real.

The kitchen already has a basic set of cutlery, utensils, enough cups, bowls, plates and mugs for four people and other cooking supplies, but YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT because Sanji put it there. There isn't much furniture in the common area, just a table with chairs, and a basic couch, more functional than fancy.

Anyway, your captain's keeping busy. ]

Continued from P1 May event; CW: TRANSPHOBIA

[haute_cuisine]

[ ((continued from here))

There's really no reason for Sanji to be so conflicted. This is a simple concept. You enter this room, you wear a digital skin that makes you look and in some minor ways behave like the opposite sex. It's social commentary on gender roles and stereotypes, except all that just goes right over the cook's head.

All he knows is he's got a pair of knockers and he's stuck between lust for the fairer sex and his own stupid transphobia. ]

I don't know! This shit is just too insane! Ahh! [ He puts his hands into his hair, pulling at it in frustration, but then his eyes catch sight of the bounce that follows because the artist apparently works for Toei really is into that sort of thing. ]

I can't take it anymore ♥ [ Sanji makes a strangled noise of a man who might be on the verge of suffering a hemorrhage, and lowers his hands as he starts to slowly advance toward Ed, fingers twitching. ] Hey, it's okay if I try yours too? I mean it's okay if it's between girls, right?

[ He's officially lost his mind. This room should have come with it's own general health warning for madness inducing images! ]

text;

[rubbernecking]

lots fiting in front of garden
gonan check teh kids talk later ok

Sometime after things; voice

[shambled]

I haven't seen Strawhat-ya. I got a call that he was at Guardian, then I haven't been able to reach him.

Is he with you?

[Straight and to the point.

Law is Concerned.]

[rubbernecking]

[ Psst, Sanji. Guess who's calling your Palm Reader. RIGHT NOW.

It's your captain, who has been missing for a week. ]

SANJI! I just got back and I had to call you right away! I'm real sorry I disappeared but a whole lotta crazy stuff happened and I ended up in jail!

Call me back!